Further to the dubious title of this piece (which sounds like an order) , my article in The Guardian today is called "Give It To Me Straight":
Still, that title's really nothing compared to this...
I liked today's article, but lots of people didn't. Those people are, of course, wrong. I also liked the fact that it's the first Guardian piece ever to have "BO" in the URL. It's these little things that bring me joy on these gloomy November days when it gets dark early. Those things, and double entendres.
My friend Josh has a phrase ("That's what she said") which brings us endless amusement whenever we meet up. We say it after anything which can be remotely misconstrued:
Me (while cooking): I don't think there's enough room to fit all this in.
Josh: That's what she said!
The hours just fly by...