Wednesday, December 11, 2013

No Bull





What the hell's this blog post about, then?
An ethical line of shoes called Novacas.

'Novacas'? What's that when it's at home?
It's Spanish and Portuguese for 'no cow'.

Bet you're not allowed to wear the shoes then. Arf arf.
Most amoosing. Anyhow, their strapline is 'Built By Kindness'.

Kindness to cows? Seems like a bit of a waste of kindness if you ask me.
Kindness to animals, humans and the environment.

Sigh. More worthy moo-free stuff, right?
They're 100% vegan shoes, ethically made using no PVC in worker-friendly factories.

No PVC? I guess there are no kinky thigh-high boots then?
Why, did you fancy some for the weekend? You can check out their range here.

Ooh, I like the brogues, but it says Novacas are only stocked in Australia, Canada and Finland.
They need to update their website, because they're definitely also stocked at The Third Estate.

Did you get the shoes free?
No. I didn't even try them on.

Poor you. Can I cheer you up by telling you my favourite cow joke?
Go on then.

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c-

MOOOOOOOOOO!

www.novacas.com