What the hell have you been doing?
Oh, you know. Getting every cold my toddler catches, being a walking festering embodiment of the word 'phlegm', that kind of thing.
Nice. What else have you been up to?
Snuggling down in these cosy knitwear items from ethical clothing retailer Liv.
Are you channelling Britney circa 1999?
What, you mean the socks? Well, I -
Think you're a bit of a MILF, do you?
No, I just -
Is that a becoming outfit for a woman of 33?
Yes! Yes, it is.
Hmmph. That's debatable. Anyhow, why are these clothes so "ethical"?
They're Fair Trade and from sustainable sources. You can read the stories here to find out more about them.